Looking at the banks of the Rhine, and the Cologne skyline. (photo credit: Wikimedia)

Along the Rhine

Distance 114 km
Moving time 5h 47m
Elevation 508 m
View on Strava
An old-fashioned crane, now purposeless, bearing witness to the history of the town (photo credit: Wikipedia).
An old-fashioned crane, now purposeless, bearing witness to the history of the town (photo credit: Wikipedia).

Arriving at night yesterday, I hadn’t really seen Cologne. I’d raced from the train station, through darkened roads, towards a welcoming glass of wine, and a shower. This morning, before heading out for the days’ cycling, I would have a chance to explore the city a little more; cycling up the Rhine to the city center.

I find it fascinating to see what cities choose to preserve and use to tell their stories. In Paris, you’ll the impact of Baron Haussman who re-drew the city in the 1850s. You’ll see art and history museums that depict Paris as a center of culture for centuries, and if you look towards “La Defense” and you’ll see bold modern architecture pulling the city into the modern age. Cologne tells the story of a port city; old-fashioned cranes along the banks of the river tracing a story of commerce through the ages.

0 km
The view from inside Globetrotter. In the basement a pool for testing kayaks, on the last floor a climbing wall for testing shoes, in between: every outdoor sport.
The view from inside Globetrotter. In the basement a pool for testing kayaks, on the last floor a climbing wall for testing shoes, in between: every outdoor sport.

A kid in a candy store

My priority for the morning wasn’t the history of the city though, it was GlobeTrotter! Maybe the best chain of outdoor stores in the entire world!

Do you want to buy a kayak? Here’s a pool for you to try it in.

Do you want to buy climbing shoes? Here’s a climbing wall for you to try them on!

I was an overstimulted child running around, looking at gear I wanted to need. 30 minutes later, and quite a bit poorer, I left, and started the day’s cycling in earnest.

To be fair, I did need some of my purchases. My underwear was getting thinner and thinner every day, I was looking for good merino socks, and a paid of cycling gloves to protect the scar on my hand; a permanent memory of a previous trip.

3 km
First break of the day, having barely left Cologne, digging into my first German pastry, and making sure to use my tripod at least once on this trip.
First break of the day, having barely left Cologne, digging into my first German pastry, and making sure to use my tripod at least once on this trip.
A distant thumping grows louder and slowly pulls away as a canal boat drives up the river, feeding the industrial machine of the Ruhr.
A distant thumping grows louder and slowly pulls away as a canal boat drives up the river, feeding the industrial machine of the Ruhr.
31 km
With so many barges cruising up-and-down the river, the ferry darts across when it can.
With so many barges cruising up-and-down the river, the ferry darts across when it can.

Industry clings on

Today, I would follow the Rhine to Koblenz. I had cycled up the western bank a few years ago, so naturally, I would cycle down the eastern bank this time.

The first part of the journey was smooth, well maintained, cycleways along the river, occasionally dipping down to the banks, but often staying on-top-of, or behind, the dykes that protect the surrounding towns. But, however scenic the route might be, signs of industry are all around. From the rhythmic thumping of the engine of a barge gently gliding upriver, to the chimneys of a chemical plant behind the trees, modern society was never far away.

34 km
A traquill spot for lunch, looking down on a calm mooring, whilst savouring my first proper German lunch.
A traquill spot for lunch, looking down on a calm mooring, whilst savouring my first proper German lunch.

Silence, finally!

Eventually, as the city retreated into the distance, the route became wilder. I stopped for lunch on a small terrace, above a lazy arm of the river, overlooking a small mooring. A place so peaceful that I felt compelled to stop.

Refreshed with a german beer and Wiener Schnizel (paid for in cash obviously), I rejoined the Rhine, and spent the next hours admiring the castles that dot the hills; protection from invaders foolhardy enough to attempt a crossing of the fast flowing river.

A grand palace, set next to the river, now a hotel, with very reasonable prices. It went on the map of "want-to-go" hotels, for another trip.
A grand palace, set next to the river, now a hotel, with very reasonable prices. It went on the map of “want-to-go” hotels, for another trip.
56 km
Waiting along the side of the road, in a glass shrine, a very American low-rider. Was this Elvis'?
Waiting along the side of the road, in a glass shrine, a very American low-rider. Was this Elvis’?

How did that get here?

On a small detour through a town, I noticed a low-rider inside a glass container. I’m not a car guy, but that car was sick. I stopped to take a picture and looked around.

On the roof of a building behind the car was a helicopter, a bit further down the road, a massive amphibious transport, behind me: the cockpit of a Junkers 52, a German transport plane from the second world war.

I left my bicycle and spent the next few minutes attempting to take a good selfie in the cockpit.

According to the branding on it's side, this amphibious transport was used in the dutch island of Texels.
According to the branding on it’s side, this amphibious transport was used in the dutch island of Texels.
This Bell H-13, made famous by the TV show M.A.S.H., might have carried wounded american soldiers in Vietnam.
This Bell H-13, made famous by the TV show M.A.S.H., might have carried wounded american soldiers in Vietnam.
This beast (when the rest of the plane was still attached to the cockpit) roamed the skies from the 1930's until the 1980's, with a probable stint in the Luftwaffe during the second world war.
This beast (when the rest of the plane was still attached to the cockpit) roamed the skies from the 1930’s until the 1980’s, with a probable stint in the Luftwaffe during the second world war.
The author, after struggling to wedge their phone into a nook from which they can take a cool hands-free selfie, pretending to be a pilot.
The author, after struggling to wedge their phone into a nook from which they can take a cool hands-free selfie, pretending to be a pilot.
64 km
The Ludendorff bridge, made famous in The Bridge at Remagen a 1969 movie, retelling the story of the capture of the bridge in the second world war.
The Ludendorff bridge, made famous in The Bridge at Remagen a 1969 movie, retelling the story of the capture of the bridge in the second world war.

A detour through history

This would become a theme. I would see something pretty on the side of the road, stop, and take a few pictures. A nice view of the river between houses here, a pretty town gate there, … Very nice, but not the fastest way of getting somewhere.

The most notable sight of the day was the Ludendorff Bridger, better known as the “The Bridge at Remagen”. The first intact bridge over the Rhine captured by the allied armies as they pushed deeper into Germany. Over the 10 days in which the bridge stood, the Luftwaffe would attack 367 times, facing the largest concentration of aint-aircraft defences assembled in the war. The american army rushed 100’000 men over the bridge before it finally collapsed, establishing a firm bridgehead on the eastern side of the Rhine.

All that remains of the bridge are the towers at either end, blackened and pockmarked by combat.

63 km
Passing through a beautiful medieval town, somehow protected from the war (or rebuilt after it). A stop in town is an invitation for a sweet snack.
Passing through a beautiful medieval town, somehow protected from the war (or rebuilt after it). A stop in town is an invitation for a sweet snack.
Looking along the path, flwoing upwards to meet the base of the hills, then gently gliding back down to the river bank.
Looking along the path, flwoing upwards to meet the base of the hills, then gently gliding back down to the river bank.
75 km
Who can say no to ice cream on a warm day?
Who can say no to ice cream on a warm day?

Sweet, sweet, sustenance

For a ride along a river it was surprisingly hilly. The bicyle path on the eastern bank strays further form the river than it’s western counterpart, often following the base of the hills, tracing a route along the vineyards. Instead of slavishly following the bank, it detours into town, up a hill, and lazily veers down to the bank in a much more varied and engaging manner. A jaunt into town is an opportunity for ice cream, a break to enjoy the local architecture, or just an excuse to sit down on a bench for a minute.

92 km
An imposing wall, protecting the town from swelling floods, waiting for it's time to shine.
An imposing wall, protecting the town from swelling floods, waiting for it’s time to shine.

The fender fights back

On one such jaunt, after taking a picture of a massive wall, not protecting against invaders, but against flood waters, I heard a new sound coming from the rear of my bicycle. The fender was rubbing. I immediately grew concerned.

The bolt holding the fender in place had vanished. My mechanical issues were back …

I needed to find it. This was a specialty part, not something I could replace in any bike shop. If I could not find it, I might have to cut away half of the fender!

I backtracked. Scanning the path, then I spotted a glint: there it was! I gingerly picked it up and screwed it back in place, tightening it as hard as I could.

91 km
Tragedy, a bolt has disappeared from my fender. I need to find it, or cut off half the fender.
Tragedy, a bolt has disappeared from my fender. I need to find it, or cut off half the fender.
There it is, a glint on the ground. Thank god!
There it is, a glint on the ground. Thank god!
111 km

Destination reached

I was back on my way, heading towards by destination: Koblenz.

I arrived as night fell, checked into my hotel, showered, and headed out for food. I would explore tomorrow, when the light returned.

114 km

By the numbers

Ride Started
11:01
Ride Ended
19:31
Distance
114 km
Time Moving
5h 47m
Time Elapsed
8h 30m
Elevation Gained
508 m
Distance so far
216 km
Riding so far
11h 27m
Elevation so far
1340 m